Some TWINK Tried to Interview Me while i was Out Looking for People to Interview. What the FUCK.

 so i was going for a walk like usual. trying 2 find ppl 4 interviews. and suddenly this TWINK enmerges from the fucking Shadows like Bat Man. and he says .  "Does Height matter in a Guy?" so of course i do a backflip and snap the twinks neck and save the day. obviously.