Today, it was revealed by demonlist experts that every single top player ever was actually SpaceUK the entire time.
From the beginning of the game until now, every single top player was SpaceUK using various alt accounts and personas to give the game the illusion of an active competitive scene. In reality though, SpaceUK was simply, in his words, "having a laugh" at the entire fanbase who consistently and constantly praise him and his alt accounts for their unreal achievements.
Luckily, we managed to get a few of them in our studio today for an interview!
Helping Corp: So, how did you do it? What was your process for faking multiple top players for so long?
SpaceUK: uhuuhuhhhhh idfk i mean it wasnt hard literally everyone in this community is super gullible so i could just lie and everyone believed me
Helping Corp: Were you really the only one? Surely eventually somebody would get good enough to match your skill, right?
SpaceUK: i mean idk probbaly not? i think sary was someone else i dont remember
Helping Corp: So, why did you only hack on your main account? Wouldn't you want to put yourself on top, so everyone would praise you directly? Or are you actually someone else's alt account, and we have yet to find your real name?
SpaceUK: what do you mean i only hacked on my main. you really believe that shit lmao theres no way anything harder than tartarus is even physically possible
Helping Corp: Thanks for taking the time to do this interview with us! Do you have anything else to say to your adoring fans?
SpaceUK: im gonna verify miss massacre next
When RobTop was asked about his thoughts on the situation, he responded, "I knew it the whole time. It was obvious that Ice Carbon Diablo X was the human limit, everything else was clearly cheated."
Wow....
ReplyDeletei like this one a lot its very insightful and thought provoking
ReplyDeleteon a related note how do i get rid of the "This comment has been removed by the author." thing
Deletealsoo Lollll the human limit like that death grips level everybody forgot about
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